The Onion

Tuesday, March 4, 2008

Biofuels Worse For The Environment

According to the journal Science, the use of biofuels does not offset the greenhouse gas emissions produced in their manufacture. What do you think?

Old Man

Bruce Jones,
Systems Analyst
"Would it at least offset the amount of time I have to pretend to care about the environment?"

Young Woman

Kirsten Simonon,
Tattoo Artist
"Just once, why can't one of our poorly considered quick fixes work?"

Asian Man

Will Trembeau,
Truck Dispatcher
"Then where do they suppose we should get this green power? From magic? From the very Sun?"

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