Bird Flu Vaccine Approved
The first vaccine for avian flu was recently approved by the Food and Drug Administration. What do you think?
Brad Emery,
Systems Analyst
"Just as the HPV vaccine only encourages sexual intercourse, this vaccine will foster and normalize interaction with birds."
Debbie Hirsch,
Embroiderer
"Thank God, because I've just been tearing through the beef jerky and bottled water in my personal pandemic stockpile.
John Weiss,
Window Washer
"I thought bird flu was last year. Did that never happen? I am pretty sure it already happened."
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