The Onion

Friday, November 16, 2007

Bishops Urge Iraq Withdrawal

U.S. Catholic bishops described the situation in Iraq as "unacceptable" and urged the withdrawal of troops as quickly as possible. What do you think?

Black Man

Jose Marinos,
Scheduler
"I'm impressed. Once they got over the earth moving around the sun, they caught up to current news really quick."

Young Man

Anthony Cheswick,
Associate Professor
"As bishops, their outlook is always diagonal. They should understand that Bush, as a leader, can only move a little at a time."

Young Woman

Gloria Johnson,
Personal Trainer
"Now there's a Catholic withdrawal method we can all get behind."

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