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Monday, August 3, 2009

Blue Food Dye Helps Spinal Injuries

Researchers have found that the blue food dye found in M&Ms and Gatorade may help new spinal injuries heal. What do you think?

Young Man

Daniel Coy,
Systems Analyst
"And to think, just 14 years ago, some people didn't vote for the blue M&M. For shame."

Old Woman

Darcy Ripp,
Financial Planner
"Interestingly, blue food dye also contributes to the medical condition known as 'blue tongue.'"

Old Man

Aaron Peacocke,
Barber
"If Christopher Reeve were alive today, I'm sure he'd be the first to say, 'Blue M&Ms? Are you fucking kidding me?'"

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