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At the AV Club: AVQ&A

American Voices

Monday, September 15, 2008

Botox May Cure Migraines

Pharmaceutical company Allergan says its paralysis-inducing wrinkle preventer Botox works as a treatment for chronic migraines. What do you think?

Young Man

Jeremy Klein,
Exterminator
"I think what's going on here is just that people can't visibly grimace in pain anymore."

Old Woman

Anne Burges,
Systems Analyst
"And it smoothes out those unsightly brain wrinkles."

Old Man

Victor Dunbar,
Bartender
"Inject poison into my head?! Why didn't I think of that?"

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