Wednesday, October 15, 2008
British Corpses Piling Up
British undertakers are refusing to bury the dead until bereaved families receive delayed government support payments. What do you think?
Diana Rusk,
Provost
"I really would have thought the work was its own reward for those guys."
Alan Ballard,
Systems Analyst
"Give some Irishman a shovel and he'll probably do it just for the opportunity to punch a British corpse in the face a couple times."
Thomas Wilson,
Ghost
"I've actually been dead for two months, and this is my ghost talking. Bury me so I can move on!"
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