Brooke Shields Regrets Losing Virginity At 22
In a recent interview, actress Brooke Shields said she wished she had come to terms with her appearance at a younger age so she could have had sex earlier. What do you think?
Lydia McCormick,
Graphologist
"That's odd. My terrible body image has never once stopped me from having sex with anyone who would talk to me."
Mark Luckett,
Box-Toe Flanger
"If she wants to know what it would've been like for her to have sex at 17, I can give her detailed scene-by-scene accounts of my early-1980s masturbation fantasies."
Alex Kelley,
Systems Analyst
"Yes, what an ugly woman."
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