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American Voices

Tuesday, February 19, 2008

Bush: Keep Abstinence In AIDS Plan

President Bush wants to keep a contested provision in his global AIDS package in which one-third of all prevention spending goes to abstinence education. What do you think?

Old Man

Roger Davidson,
Health Inspector
"How much was allocated to dry-humping and finger-banging education?"

Young Woman

Amanda Troughton,
Apartment Manager
"This is fine as long as the other two-thirds is going towards funding cutting-edge abstinence research."

Asian Man

Duncan Pertwee,
Library Aide
"Exactly how much money does it cost to tell people not to have sex with each other?"

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