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Thursday, February 22, 2007

Bush Likens Terror War To U.S. Independence

In a speech at Mount Vernon, President Bush likened the war on terror to the Revolutionary War. What do you think?

Asian Man

Dave Kyanka,
Hog Butcher
"I'm confused. Are we the Americans or the British in that analogy?"

Old Man

Paul Boruff,
Croupier
"He's just pandering to the crowd. In Atlantic City, he likened the war to keno."

Old Woman

Lenette Swanton,
Employment Counselor
"That's probably the least ridiculous, least globally detrimental comparison Bush has ever made."

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