Bush Nominates Anti-Gay Surgeon General

Thursday, June 14, 2007

Dr. James W. Holsinger, Jr., Bush's nominee for Surgeon General authored a 1991 medical paper arguing that homosexuality is unnatural and unhealthy. What do you think?

Johnny Shields,
Administrative Service Manager
"I guess there's no one more qualified to talk about the possible dangers of homosexuality than a blown-out asshole."

Bryan Seifkes,
Welder
"Yes, but Holsinger wrote that right after Antonio broke up with him. Clearly the guy was hurting a little bit."

Meg Niles,
Amusement Machine Servicer
"That's a good start, but I'll reserve judgment until I make sure he doesn't have some bizarre pro-masturbation agenda."