The Onion

Friday, September 14, 2007

Bush To Withdraw 30,000 Troops

President Bush announced a plan to withdraw 30,000 troops by next summer. What do you think?

Young Woman

Tanya Shields,
Systems Analyst
"I hope he hasn't picked out the specific 30,000 troops already, because by next August it will be more like 13,500."

Young Man

Rick Shields,
Grocery Wholesaler
"Wow, I'm surprised. That's nearly a perfect amount of troops given the average of every American's opinion."

Black Man

Larry Harvey,
Poker Dealer
"Good. Now we don't have to talk about Iraq again until then."

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