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American Voices

Monday, January 12, 2009

California's IOU Tax Refunds

Unless it is able to overcome a budget shortfall by February, California may be mailing out IOUs instead of tax refunds this year. What do you think?

Young Man

Marty Grobe,
Systems Analyst
"I hope they use the official state cocktail napkins."

Old Woman

Veronica Regan,
Accountant
"How did they end up in so much debt? Did Bolt 3-D really cost that much to make?"

Old Man

Jackson Onassis,
Pole Shed Builder
"It's just like I say every time California gets hit by an earthquake or wildfires or any other calamity: God hates homosexuals."

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