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Wednesday, March 14, 2007

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Call For Gonzales's Resignation

Following a recent disclosure that the FBI has abused its powers to spy on private citizens, some Democratic senators and a key Republican are calling for Attorney General Alberto Gonzales to resign. What do you think?

Young Woman

Lisa Ferraiolo,
Systems Analyst
"Maybe if private citizens would stop being so damned intriguing they wouldn't have any problem with the FBI."

Black Man

Adam Conroy,
Air Traffic Controller
"I don't think we should be so quick to judge. Gonzales is a very exotic name, and having an exotically named attorney general, no matter how much he tries undermine the system he is supposed to uphold, helps us appear open-minded."

Young Man

Richard Kilmartin,
Coal Miner
"When is this top-level shake-up finally going to reveal that Postmaster General John E. Potter has been stealing my Netflix?"

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