The Onion

Tuesday, January 15, 2008

Carl's Jr. Founder Dead

Carl Karcher, the founder of Carl's Jr. and owner of Hardee's, died just days shy of his 91st Birthday. What do you think?

Old Man

Byron Weigel,
Dialysis Technician
"I wondered why all those yellow happy star flags were being flown at half mast."

Young Woman

Jan Oyler,
Purchasing Manager
"I thought Hardee's was owned by the government."

Asian Man

Winston Rae,
Tax Assessor
"And with his death goes his strange and inexplicable use of possessives."

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