The Onion

Tuesday, May 22, 2007

Carter Blasts Bush's Foreign Policy

In an interview with the Arkansas Democrat-Gazette, former President Jimmy Carter referred to the Bush administration's foreign policy as the "worst in history." What do you think?

Old Man

Ty Burton,
Printmaker
"International relations? I have said this before about Carter, and I will say it again: nerd."

Old Woman

Melanie Wilson,
Bailiff
"Carter can talk human rights and compassion all he wants, but we all saw how he mistreated that poor defenseless bunny when it tried to get into his fishing boat."

Young Woman

Loren Dahlberg,
Back Hoe Operator
"At least he wisely skirted the domestic policy comparison."

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