The Onion

Friday, January 12, 2007

Cell-Phone TV?

Verizon Wireless announced that it will soon offer TV service over its cell-phone network. What do you think?

Young Woman

Karen Gander,
Temp
"This service should go great with my new 52-inch phone."

Black Man

Liam Daniels,
Systems Analyst
"Sure, it sounds good until you realize the contract locks you into watching The King Of Queens for two years."

Young Man

Lyor Goldberg,
Fork-Lift Operator
"Big deal. Get back to me when I can watch TV on my cat."

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