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Thursday, July 16, 2009

Census To Count Gay Marriages

In a reversal of Bush administration policy, the 2010 census will recognize gay marriages. What do you think?

Asian Man

Arthur Duclayan,
Ice Sculptor
"I'm afraid that the census will legitimize gay marriages, much as it legitimized the racial category 'Pacific islander.'"

Old Man

Josh Collins,
Stock Clerk
"That's just great. Now I can’t even sit down with my son and enjoy the census without having the gay-marriage talk.”

Old Woman

Carrie Cuomo,
Unemployed
"Good. Now they'll have to let us know which one is the husband and which one is, you know…the gayer one.”

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