Thursday, March 1, 2007
Cheney Nearly Bombed
At least nine people have died in a suicide bombing at a U.S. base in Afghanistan during Vice President Dick Cheney's stay. What do you think?
Karl Fetterman,
Sewage Treatment Worker
"This was an utterly pointless assassination attempt. Everybody knows the only thing that can kill Cheney is another Cheney."
Larry Thomas,
Cell-Phone Salesperson
"That day was supposed to be a celebration. Couldn't the bomber have at least swallowed a couple of streamers?"
Yvonne DeRogatis,
Sandwich Maker
"That's all? I expect at least nine people to die when Cheney walks into an Applebee's."
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