The Onion

Tuesday, March 18, 2008

China Cracking Down On Tibet

China has been cracking down against protesting Tibetans, leading to widespread unrest and nearly 100 fatalities. What do you think?

Old Man

Jerome Bitner,
Sales Clerk
"If those protesters had the sense to chant and make signs in English, I might be more sympathetic."

Young Woman

Janelle Varney,
Painter
"Man, remind me not to visit China anytime soon! Just kidding. I would never leave the United States."

Asian Man

Barry Finch,
Auto Mechanic
"This is going to set back China's human rights advances at least three months.”

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