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American Voices

Tuesday, May 5, 2009

China Quarantines Mexicans

Hoping to contain the swine flu, China is rounding up visitors from Mexico and holding them in conditions that Mexican government has described as "unacceptable." What do you think?

Old Man

Tommy Williamson,
Luggage Repairer
“At least in America we pay them $3 an hour to be in those conditions.”

Young Woman

Marianne Parsone,
Watch Repairer
“This is awful news for the millions of Mexican college kids who traditionally flock to rural China for its cheap drinks and holiday atmosphere.”

Asian Man

Nathaniel Campos,
Jig Borer
“This is eerily similar to the internment of the Japanese during the Vietnam…er, the Civil…er, World War…agh! History!”

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