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American Voices

Thursday, March 20, 2008

Choking Game Deadly

According to a recent government report, the choking game, in which people restrict their oxygen flow in order to achieve a moment of euphoria, has killed 82 youths since 1995. What do you think?

Asian Man

Matt Norton,
Knife Sharpener
"Why is it that a few irresponsible kids have to go and spoil choking for the rest of us?"

Old Man

Kelvin Hart,
Surveyor
"History sure does repeat itself. They used to say the same thing about the slice-yourself-in-the-jugular game."

Old Woman

Angel Mould,
Crossing Guard
"I predicted something like this would happen when they took the good shit out of model glue."

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