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American Voices

Friday, March 13, 2009

Christian Salt Introduced

After reportedly tiring of hearing chefs on television recommend kosher salt, a retired barber has introduced Blessed Christians Salt, which is sea salt blessed by an Episcopal priest. What to you think?

Young Woman

Karlen,
Systems Analyst
"Great, now I can go to hell for eating the wrong salt.”

Young Man

Cameron Benoy,
Unemployed
“Blessed or not, I don’t care. God made bland food for a reason.”

Black Man

Mike Prussman,
Apartment Maintenance
"This just might pave the way for my Lutheran hot dogs."

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