Friday, March 13, 2009
Christian Salt Introduced
After reportedly tiring of hearing chefs on television recommend kosher salt, a retired barber has introduced Blessed Christians Salt, which is sea salt blessed by an Episcopal priest. What to you think?
Karlen,
Systems Analyst
"Great, now I can go to hell for eating the wrong salt.”
Cameron Benoy,
Unemployed
“Blessed or not, I don’t care. God made bland food for a reason.”
Mike Prussman,
Apartment Maintenance
"This just might pave the way for my Lutheran hot dogs."
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| Issue 45•47
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| Issue 45•52
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| Issue 45•47
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| Issue 45•46
The outspoken CNN anchor announced Wednesday that he was resigning, effective immediately. What do you think?