The Onion

Monday, December 3, 2007

Christmas Trees More Expensive

Due to high fuel costs, the price of Christmas trees will be around 10 percent higher this year. What do you think?

Old Man

Terry Golden,
Personal Assistant
"The high costs have affected Hanukkah, too. I could only afford a menorah with four candleholders."

Old Woman

Grace Patrochis,
Systems Analyst
"That tricky Jesus. Always trying to make a buck."

Young Man

Chuck Warner,
Caddy
"I cut down my own tree every year. It makes Christmas more meaningful without the hassle of attending church."

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