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American Voices

Monday, June 9, 2008

Clinton Suspends Campaign

While keeping her delegates, Hillary Clinton has suspended her campaign to be the Democratic nominee, leaving Barack Obama the party's presumptive candidate for president. What do you think?

Old Woman

Angela Cogan,
City Engineer
"Now she can go work for the private sector. Oh shit! I work in the private sector!"

Young Man

Peter Banker,
Terrarium Manufacturer
"I'll miss her laugh."

Old Man

Asterios Balahoutis,
Systems Analyst
"Someone who quits in the face of adversity would make a terrible president."

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