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Wednesday, January 9, 2008

Coeds Drink More At Themed Parties

A study conducted by researchers at San Diego State University and the University of Michigan found that college women are encouraged to drink more at theme parties. What do you think?

Young Woman

Lori Paulson,
Information Booth Attendant
"In my day, women didn't abuse alcohol until after we got married, became housewives, and realized our lives were over."

Old Man

Scott Archer,
Copywriter
"Interesting. Same thing happens to me on work-themed days."

Old Woman

Kathleen Jaffee,
English Professor
"'Theme' is not the correct term. I think you mean 'motif.' I'll be in my office until four if you need any further notes."

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