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Friday, October 26, 2007

Colorado Rockies Trademark 'Rocktober'

To celebrate their first trip to the World Series, the Colorado Rockies are designating the month of October "Rocktober," and the team is seeking to trademark the term. What do you think?

Young Woman

Sue Tate,
Systems Analyst
"If there is one thing that can make up for a humiliating 13-1 loss, it’s a tired marketing catchphrase."

Young Man

Animal Barber,
Radio DJ
"Someone better not snatch up 'Two for Tuesday,' or it could be back to cleaning grease traps for this classic rock DJ."

Black Man

Cole Javerbaum,
Weather Proofer
"I never realized baseball could be so much fun!"

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