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American Voices

Thursday, July 23, 2009

Computer Injuries Sharply Increase

Between 1994 and 2006, acute injuries from computers have risen 800 percent. What do you think?

Old Woman

Susan Clancy,
Child Caregiver
"I've always known information was harmful."

Old Man

Rodney Shepard,
Strong-Willed Tailor
"By contrast, I operate a sewing machine 16 hours a day and only grow stronger."

Asian Man

Dennis Townsend,
Driver Of A Bus
"We should be thankful that these injuries have increased eightfold, as eight is the luckiest of all numbers."

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