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Tuesday, June 2, 2009

Conan’s 'Tonight' Debut

Former Late Night host Conan O'Brien took over helming duties of the venerable Tonight Show from Jay Leno last night. What do you think?

Old Man

Ritchie Scharffenburger,
Automotive Undercoater
"I'm not allowed to stay up to watch The Tonight Show. Yes, my parents are dead now, but I felt obligated to continue the tradition."

Young Woman

Debbie Kaufman,
Nitroglycerine Distributor
"I'm happy about the potential of seeing a Masturbating Bear segment following a George Gobel clip on the Tonight Show 60th Anniversary special."

Asian Man

Jake Weingarten,
Gear-Coding Machine Operator
"Wait, who are they going to get to replace Conan on Late Night then?"

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