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At the AV Club: AVQ&A

American Voices

Friday, January 9, 2009

Consumer Electronics Show Shrinks

In the face of the struggling economy, the annual Consumer Electronics Show is expected to have fewer participants. What do you think?

Young Woman

Mary Casalle,
Systems Analyst
"It probably doesn’t help that Samsung's new prototype televisions are so flat that they slid under the door of the truck and smashed all over the highway while en route to Vegas."

Young Man

Dan Mothersbaugh,
Bartender
"I'll still get in line the night before and camp out, but that's only because I hate my kids."

Black Man

Robert Freese,
Pediatrician
"I don't think I can make it through a whole year without a new appliance that has a radio unnecessarily jammed into it somewhere."

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