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Friday, October 16, 2009

Consumers Blast Pepsi iPhone App

People are raising objections to a new iPhone application from Pepsi that offers to help men seduce women, then keep a "Brag List" they can share with friends. What do you think?

Young Woman

Susan Torgerson,
Systems Analyst
"If you can't tell your friends about it, why else would you endure sex?"

Young Man

Elliott Struble,
Nutrition Consultant
"You can't learn how to pick up women from some iPhone application. You learn how to pick up women from my two-day seminar this weekend at the Airport Sheraton."

Black Man

Dan McCaskey,
Oil Tester
"I knew that a carbonated sugar beverage could make you more athletic, focused, attractive, and carefree, but it can also help you seduce women? Man, I love soda."

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