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Thursday, July 31, 2008

Corruption Indictment For Sen. Stevens

Sen. Ted Stevens (R-AK) has been charged with seven counts of corruption for failing to report more than $250,000 in gifts and services. What do you think?

Asian Man

Douglas Wakeford,
Ticket Taker
"Geez, 250,000 Alaskan dollars? How much is that in regular dollars?"

Old Man

Tony Legas,
Pollster
"I'll bet that little children all over Alaska are heartbroken that their hero, Ted Stevens, would do such a thing."

Old Woman

Lisa Julius,
Data Entry Supervisor
"I'm sure a thorough investigation will reveal this is nothing more than a series of personal gifts given in exchange for political influence."

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