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At the AV Club: Stephin Merritt

American Voices

Monday, November 23, 2009

Costco Nixes Coke Sales

Due to a disagreement over pricing, big box wholesale club Costco is not carying Coca Cola. What do you think?

Young Man

Jim Falconer,
Systems Analyst
"Well shit! Where am I supposed to find Coke now?"

Old Woman

Debbie Brown,
Family Counselor
"But that was the only thing I bought at Costco other than XXL sweatpants."

Old Man

Geoff Cambpell,
Heel-Room Supervisor
"Just another reason why I've always been and always will be a Shasta man."

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