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American Voices

Monday, May 18, 2009

Cow Genome Outlined

After six years of work, 300 scientists have unraveled the bovine genome, which may lead to better milk and meat production. What do you think?

Young Man

Richard Infield,
Systems Analyst
"If that only took six years, then shrimp is going to be easy."

Old Woman

Eileen O’Connor,
Creative Director
"We can map the genome, but will we ever unravel the bovine mind?"

Old Man

David Regan,
Bank Teller
"All that in just six years? Wow, that's so amazing. If you can't tell, I'm being sarcastic. And I'm being sarcastic because I don't understand the significance of the study."

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