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At the AV Club: AVQ&A

American Voices

Monday, September 8, 2008

Cows Instinctively Know North

German and Czech researchers have discovered that cows tend to align themselves in a north-south direction when grazing or resting. What do you think?

Young Man

Tom Posdal,
Research Marketing Partner
"People, people, there's no need to panic. They haven't learned east and west yet."

Old Woman

Daphne Mussey,
Systems Analyst
"Only when they're grazing or resting? Are there other cow activities of which I'm unaware?"

Old Man

Carl Craig,
Security Alarm Installer
"That's sad. If I could sit just one cow down and reveal to it the beauty of a sunrise or a sunset, I'd feel like I made a real difference."

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