Cows Instinctively Know North
German and Czech researchers have discovered that cows tend to align themselves in a north-south direction when grazing or resting. What do you think?
Tom Posdal,
Research Marketing Partner
"People, people, there's no need to panic. They haven't learned east and west yet."
Daphne Mussey,
Systems Analyst
"Only when they're grazing or resting? Are there other cow activities of which I'm unaware?"
Carl Craig,
Security Alarm Installer
"That's sad. If I could sit just one cow down and reveal to it the beauty of a sunrise or a sunset, I'd feel like I made a real difference."
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