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Friday, April 3, 2009

Cyrus Doesn't Want 'Hannah Montana' Sequel

Miley Cyrus, the singer and actress who plays children's favorite Hannah Montana, said that she can't see doing a sequel to her forthcoming film Hannah Montana: The Movie. What do you think?

Young Woman

Maggie Black,
Systems Analyst
“This is why 16-year-olds have legal guardians.”

Young Man

Jun Weber,
Goring Cutter
“I hope she sought advice at the Hall of Presidents before making such a weighty decision.”

Black Man

Marc Franklin,
Deposit Clerk
“That’s big of her. Becoming massively overexposed and then gracefully fading into anonymity must run in the Cyrus family.”

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