The Onion

Tuesday, March 13, 2007

Daylight Saving Time Earlier

Daylight Saving Time went into effect this past weekend, three weeks earlier than usual. What do you think?

Old Man

Tyler Jones,
Fork Lift Operator
"I guess that explains why I was seven and a half hours late for work on Monday."

Young Woman

Andie McLintock,
Tax Preparer
"Can they move Christmas to May next?"

Asian Man

Horace Taylor,
X-Ray Technician
"The early date finally let me live out my fantasy of calling my mom to remind her before she had a chance to call me. Ha ha! Fuck you, Mom."

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