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At the AV Club: AVQ&A

American Voices

Tuesday, December 11, 2007

Defense Labs Hack May Be Chinese

A cyberattack on computers in a U.S. nuclear weapons laboratory is suspected to have been of Chinese origin. What do you think?

Young Man

Fritz Klasko,
Porter
"I guess they should probably start requiring a password at www.AmericanNuclearSecrets.com."

Young Woman

Samantha McGeorge,
Hypno-Therapist
"It's going to be tough to catch those responsible since there are 1,321,851,888 suspects."

Black Man

Henry Lee,
Dog Walker
"I'm confident that people who really appreciate nuclear weapons technology will wait for the official U.S. launch in July."

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