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American Voices

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Democrats In Control

For the first time in 14 years, the Democrats have control of the White House and both houses of Congress. What do you think?

Old Man

Pete Rego,
Options Specialist
"Those spend-happy Democrats are going to ruin this small-government, fiscally conservative utopia that Bush spent eight years crafting."

Young Woman

Susan Gibson,
Program Assistant
"I've purposely avoided upward mobility and social progress for 20 years so I can benefit from all the free money I'll be getting."

Asian Man

Richard Feyen,
Personal Banker
"Hooray! Hopefully they will clean up our world image, make the environment okay, and perfect our public schools by February. Then we can get some real work done!"

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