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Monday, April 28, 2008

Diet Could Affect Gender

A new report from Oxford and the University of Exeter in England says that diet at conception can influence the sex of the child. What do you think?

Young Man

Kendall Richards,
Systems Analyst
"I want a girl but only have ketchup and boiled ham in the fridge. Where does that put me?"

Old Woman

Elizabeth Houston,
Bus Driver
"Maybe, one day, the foods that we eat during conception will stop us from making huge mistakes with dishwasher repairmen from Rahway."

Old Man

Beau Justice,
Drop Forge Operator
"And if I'm not mistaken, I heard the diet after birth can influence the weight of the child."

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