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Monday, September 14, 2009

Dogs As Smart As 2-Year-Olds

Researchers have found that dogs are capable of comprehending up to 250 words, can count to five, and are capable of deception, putting them on par with 2-year-old children. What do you think?

Young Man

David Munro,
Systems Analyst
"Not my 2-year-old. He's pretty dumb."

Old Woman

Paulette Long,
Window Framer
"If that's true, then why was everyone at the park so shocked when my dog kept asking me, 'Why?'"

Old Man

Michael Kimball,
Joint Filler
"Not only was my pit bull as smart as a 2-year-old, he was also many times stronger than a 9-year-old, according to the county coroner's office."

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