Monday, September 14, 2009
Dogs As Smart As 2-Year-Olds
Researchers have found that dogs are capable of comprehending up to 250 words, can count to five, and are capable of deception, putting them on par with 2-year-old children. What do you think?
David Munro,
Systems Analyst
"Not my 2-year-old. He's pretty dumb."
Paulette Long,
Window Framer
"If that's true, then why was everyone at the park so shocked when my dog kept asking me, 'Why?'"
Michael Kimball,
Joint Filler
"Not only was my pit bull as smart as a 2-year-old, he was also many times stronger than a 9-year-old, according to the county coroner's office."
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