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Thursday, March 6, 2008

Dungeons & Dragons Creator Dies

Dungeons & Dragons creator Gary Gygax died this week. What do you think?

Asian Man

Tom Sutherland,
Chain Link Fence Installer
"I don't think I'm exaggerating when I say that thousands of Americans owe their fictional lives to that man."

Old Man

Kyle Trampier,
Tailor
"I can react 12 different ways to this news, but I just don't know how to decide."

Old Woman

Karen Wells,
Makeup Artist
"Oh, that's sad. I wasn't aware Mr. Gygax was unwell. I'm genuinely sorry for your loss, pussies and faggots."

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