Economic Stimulus Package On Its Way
Congress agreed on an economic stimulus package that would give individual taxpayers a rebate of up to $600. What do you think?
Tom Nagle,
Systems Analyst
"Perfect. That should cover my moving costs to Toronto."
Julia Wilding,
Parole Officer
"I wish that once in a while, Congress would give me a tax rebate not to boost their economy, but because they love me."
Neville Head,
Dog Trainer
"I hope buying $600 worth of waffles helps the economy, because that's what I'm going to do."
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