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Friday, June 6, 2008

Ed McMahon May Lose House

After falling behind in payments, former Tonight Show sidekick Ed McMahon is in danger of losing his $6.25 million home. What do you think?

Young Woman

Toni Visconti,
Systems Analyst
"That's what he gets for giving his financial planner just two-and-a-half stars back when he was a Junior Vocalist."

Young Man

Phil Bittan,
Pastor
"I'm sure there's someone in L.A. with a guest house who could use a pandering sidekick."

Black Man

Carlos Murray,
Gardener
"Ed McMahon is caught in the same mortgage crunch as hundreds of thousands of other hardworking Americans with six-bedroom Beverly Hills mansions."

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