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Wednesday, September 23, 2009

Edwards Alleged To Have Love Child

According to an ex-aide, former Democratic presidential candidate John Edwards may have fathered a child with a videographer on his campaign staff. What do you think?

Young Woman

Ruby Ellroy,
House Steward
"This is the weirdest attempt at a political comeback I've ever seen."

Black Man

Morgan Chandler,
Calciner Operator
"Doesn't she know that having sex with John Edwards gives you cancer?"

Young Man

Jeff Willeford,
Systems Analyst
"Well, that settles it. He'll never get the 2008 Democratic presidential nomination."

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