The Onion

Monday, July 30, 2007

Facebook Founder Sued

Mark Zuckerberg, creator of the popular social networking site Facebook, is being sued by two former classmates who claim he stole the idea. What do you think?

Old Man

Antonio Cima,
Systems Anaylst
"Poor guy. Sounds like he could use a smiley-face comment."

Old Woman

Paige Foster,
Valet
"I hope the site isn't shut down before I figure out what the poke feature is for."

Young Man

Kyle Eastman,
Rigger
"They probably would have guarded their secret more carefully had they only known that people's basest voyeuristic and exhibitionist predilections could be exploited for money."

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