The Onion

Friday, July 27, 2007

Farewell, Weekly World News

Weekly World News, home to columnist Ed Anger and exclusive coverage of Bat Boy, will cease publication as of August 3. What do you think?

Young Woman

Caroline Adamson,
Systems Analyst
"Without their insightful reporting, how are we supposed to make sense of the increasing number of heads appearing on our nation's newborns?"

Old Man

Bob Harvey,
Custom Detailer
"Ed Anger must be madder than a dime-a-dance broad at a wheelchair convention at this news."

Black Man

Andy Pew,
Food Cart Vendor
"Since The Globe broke the story, I have my doubts that it's true."

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