The Onion

Tuesday, February 20, 2007

FDA Approves Laser Comb

The HairMax Lasercomb, a comb that purportedly promotes hair growth, was recently approved by the Food and Drug Administration. What do you think?

Old Man

Jerome Harrison,
Telephone Installer
"The company is called HairMax, so it's got to work. It doesn't make any sense that it'd be called HairMax if the comb didn't grow maximum hair."

Young Woman

Kelly Tyler,
Math Teacher
"My hair growth method still works better than anything out there. Every two weeks I get a blood transfusion from a Greek guy."

Asian Man

Matt Jackson,
IT Director
"Yet another problem solved by shooting people in the head with lasers."

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