Tuesday, February 20, 2007
FDA Approves Laser Comb
The HairMax Lasercomb, a comb that purportedly promotes hair growth, was recently approved by the Food and Drug Administration. What do you think?
Jerome Harrison,
Telephone Installer
"The company is called HairMax, so it's got to work. It doesn't make any sense that it'd be called HairMax if the comb didn't grow maximum hair."
Kelly Tyler,
Math Teacher
"My hair growth method still works better than anything out there. Every two weeks I get a blood transfusion from a Greek guy."
Matt Jackson,
IT Director
"Yet another problem solved by shooting people in the head with lasers."
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