The Onion

Monday, January 22, 2007

First Womb Transplant Planned

A team of Manhattan doctors is planning the first-ever uterus transplant. What do you think?

Old Woman

Jamie Niles,
Mason
"If you were irresponsible enough to ruin your first uterus, I don't think you should be able to get a new one."

Old Man

Tim Keller,
Systems Analyst
"Won't gestation in a corpse womb instill maternal feelings toward the undead in these children? Oh, nice try, zombie scientists. Nice try."

Young Man

Randy Chern,
Chef
"Wow, I really underestimated the David Cronenberg Center For Women's Health."

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